Testi musica canzoni

1. NUDSIE MARRIED A CHATHAM GIRL
CAUSE SHE WAS STARTING TO SHOW
THAT BOY SHOULD HAVE USED A CONDOM
BUT HE JUST DIDN’T HAVE THE DOUGH
I WOULDN’T MISS THIS FOR A MILLION BUCKS
CAUSE ALL THE CRAZIES ARE HERE
THEY COME TO EAT UP ALL THE FOOD
AND DRINK UP ALL THE BEER
2. THERE’S TABLES FULL OF TUNA SALAD
AND LOTS OF HAM AND ROLLS
THERE’S 17 KINDS OF JELLO
WITH A NAME ON EVERY BOWL
THERE’S COUSIN JACKS FROM CALUMET
AND FINNS FROM OVER IN ROCK
THE RELATIVES FROM CHICAGO
ARE DANCING OUTTA THEIR SOCKS

CHORUS:
ITS A YOOPERS WEDDING RECEPTION
THE PARTY IS GOING STRONG
THERE’S BEER AND FOOD AND A ROCKIN’ BAND
WE’LL BE DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG
ITS A YOOPERS WEDDING RECEPTION
HALF THE TOWN IS HERE
WE WON’T LET THE BAND QUIT
TILL THEY DRAG US OUT OF HERE

3. NUDSIE'S OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR
FIGHTING WITH THE BALL AND CHAIN
SHE SLUGS HIM IN THE BEER GUT
OH BOY IS HE IN PAIN
HIS OLD MAN IS AN ANIMAL
HE’S DRINKING KESSLERS FROM A SHOE
HE’S SLAMMING SHOTS WITH THE BRIDESMAIDS
THIS PLACE IS LIKE A ZOO
NUDSIE’S MA COMES WEAVING BY
WITH A PITCHER IN EACH HAND
SHE STUMBLES SIDEWAYS OUT OF CONTROL
AND SHE WIPES OUT HALF OF THE BAND
WE ALL TOAST TO NUDSIE
BUT HE CAN’T DRINK NO MORE
HE PASSED OUT IN THE POTATO SALAD
AND THEY’RE HAULING HIM OUT THE DOOR

(REPEAT CHORUS)