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Parody of All I Want For Christmas Is Two Front
Teeth

Donald Yetter Gardner

New lyrical adaptation by Chris Clark

Wamer Bros. Inc. (ASCAP)

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All I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth

(What?)

Two gold front teeth

With a diamond in each

I'd be a G if I could have two front teeth

That I'd wish you a funky Christmas

It's Christmas

And I'm toothless

(Ho ho)

I got a cap in my grill that's ruthless

(Ho ho)

I need a dentist that's both a driller and a
jeweler

(Ho ho)

I'm lookin' for a look that's just a little bit
cooler

(Ho ho)

I don't want toys I don't want any money

(Ho ho)

I want my carats in my mouth of Bugs Bunny

(Ho ho)

This year the only thing on my list

Is two teeth to match the watch on my wrist

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When someone says Yo wazzup dog?

I'll say: You know I'm doin my plug fizzle

(Right on)

A real OG like ODB

My record sales will triple.

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I'd be like Pimp Dracula

The Spetacula

Cledus T. will be Stone Cold Makea

Here I go again with my funky alter ego

(Ho ho)

Making people laugh is the best gift I know

(Ho ho)

Better wrap it up put it underneath the tree

(Ho ho)

I want a million dollar smile like Master B

(Ho ho)

I'll keep them shinin' like the doves on my
duly(sp?)

(Ho ho)

Santa Claus won't you please bring him to me

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repeat CHORUS

That I'd wish you a funky Christmas

That I'd wish you a funky Christmas