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{*audience applauds*}Lazy-ass gentlemans.. may I have yo' drunk-ass attention pleaseComin to you motherfuckers live on stage here tonightI'd like to present.. the most intoxicated, most inbreezeiatedMost anpissipated, group of our time - the 40 Oz, QuartetTake it away, gentlemans[J-Ro]It's the cap twistin clique that get you sick off one sipof this concoction - pass it to a nigga like StocktonGrape juice, Johnny Walker, Olde E, and HenneseySo much Remi in my kidney they had to send me to Sidneyto find a remedy, from drinkin kegs all aloneI wish they'd leave my head alone, I'm just an alkie to the boneThey try to send me to AA, I said "Ay ay!"Not today-day, I just bought a bottle of Tan-gueray-rayBut first I gots to finish, my eight ball and GuinnessI'm feelin so dry now man, I must replenishOhhhh I like the gurrrls with the fat backsBut I be so damn wet I never get a chance to smack thatStraight out of order sign on the weenieWasted chips buyin a bitch a gang of apple martinisI'm.. just.. a drunk (I can't help myself)I'm.. just.. a drunk (Drinkin X.O. off the top shelf)I'm.. just.. a drunk (No I can't help myself)I'm.. just.. a drunk-k{*audience applauds*}more free lyrics