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Testi-musica-canzoni.it > Testi lettera D > Dr.Demento > Unknown - Drunk With DignityWhen you've had too much to drink
there's certain things to keep in mind.
Like when you find your hand and underarms are bleeding
your beer bottle might not have a twist off cap
and don't ever go home with a woman they call Moose
or Vince
And never bet that you can fit your head inside a glove compartment
Get drunk with dignity
Keep in mind that just because a bulldog licks your face
its not necessary to lick him back
Stay away from drinks with names like
brain seizure or hippo laxative
Get drunk with dignity
If a bar has human ears nailed ot the walls
don't pass out there
and if your homemade jello has some goldfish in it
you used the wrong bowl
And there are phrases you must learn to avoid
phrases like
- Jimmy Buffett - She's Got You
- Lupillo Rivera - Esta Tristeza Mia
- Goo Goo Dolls - Jenny/867-5309
- Spiritualized - Feel like going home
- Nicki - Immer Nur Bei Dir
- Nicki - Immer Nur Bei Dir
- Joan Armatrading - Secret Secrets
- Elio e le storie tese - CARA TI AMO risvolti psicologici nei rapporti tra giovani uo
- Elio e le storie tese - CARA TI AMO risvolti psicologici nei rapporti tra giovani uo
- Regina Elis - Conversando No Bar
- Bono
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