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Testi-musica-canzoni.it > Testi lettera D > Dr.Demento > Unknown - Drunk With DignityWhen you've had too much to drink
there's certain things to keep in mind.
Like when you find your hand and underarms are bleeding
your beer bottle might not have a twist off cap
and don't ever go home with a woman they call Moose
or Vince
And never bet that you can fit your head inside a glove compartment
Get drunk with dignity
Keep in mind that just because a bulldog licks your face
its not necessary to lick him back
Stay away from drinks with names like
brain seizure or hippo laxative
Get drunk with dignity
If a bar has human ears nailed ot the walls
don't pass out there
and if your homemade jello has some goldfish in it
you used the wrong bowl
And there are phrases you must learn to avoid
phrases like
- Chesnutt Mark - Goin Through the Big D
- The Rembrandts - One Horse Town
- Fyne Sylk-e - Romeo and Juliet
- Chris Rea - Thats what they always say
- Mushroom Head - Ego Trip
- Janis Joplin - Move Over ( in album pearl )
- Doors, The - The Spy
- Luckie Strike - Carpet
- George Strait - Nobody In His Right Mind Wouldve Left Her
- Snoop Doggy Dogg - Show Me Love
- LeAnn Rimes
Nome Album : Whatever We Wanna - OutKast
Nome Album : speakerboxxx/The Love Below - Everything But The Girl
Nome Album : Home Movies - Sash!
Nome Album : Unknown - Eros Ramazzotti
Nome Album : Calma Apparente