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Heaven is a Halfpipe
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I can�t do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now Heaven would be a DJ
Spinnin� dub all night long
And Heaven would be just kickin�
back With Jesus packing my (bong)
And if you don�t believe in Jesus
Then Muhammed or Buddah too
And while the world is warring
We just sit back and laugh at you

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I can�t do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now when most people think of Heaven
They see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
And there�s a sign that says,
"Do not skate"
So if you wanna come to my Heaven
Well we all gonna have a ball
And every one you know is welcome
'Cause we got no gates or walls

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I can�t do sh*t
Without the man f***in� with it

Then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that
I�d been callin� fate
I�m sorry friend you can�t come in
You got a list here that doesn�t end
You�re mad 'cause I smoke dope
You teachin� any classes in how to cope
I�ll find a place to rest my head
I�d rather be alone now that I�m dead
Like Christian Hosoi way back in �87
We�ll be bustin� Christ airs until we get to Heaven
Think I really care that I missed biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
I�m gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills
Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills

Heaven is a halfpipe

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I can�t do jack
Without the man upon my back

(Heaven is a halfpipe)
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cause right now on Earth
I can�t do sh*t
Without the man f***in� with it

If I die before I wake
(If I die before I wake)
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cause right now on Earth
I can�t do sh*t
('Cause right now on Earth I can�t do sh*t)
Without the man f***in� with it

Method air judo air
I don�t care no
I don�t care
I don�t care
I don�t care

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cause right now on Earth
I can�t do sh*t
Without the man f***in� with it

If I die before I wake