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Insane Clown Posse (ICP)

Mad Professor
{knock knock}
{opens door}
Hi
"Hi, how you doin uh.This the right place for that furniture huh?"
Yeah sure is come on in
"Pretty nice place here you got.them cobwebs are a nice touch.Uh, so that's the couch eh?"
Yeah we got somethin huh?
Take a look at that apolstry right there.
"That's pretty fuckin nice, ace."
Thats real.(hiccup)
"Woah, you alright there huh?"
escuse me, real apolstry.
"I ain't seen somethin' like that since uh, shit back in ..."
[hits him over the head with a frying pan]
Mothafucka!! You want my couch? You Muthafucka, I need your motherfuckin brain!
You can't have my couch, what the fuck you thinkin'! Now come here you big
fat mother fucker, get on the table!! ah ha ha ha
I was never popular, this I'll admit Fuck school!
School never liked me, cool All the kids would always beat me 'til I'm half dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead But that shit never bothered me Momma and
Mother, they owned alot of property
They had a site slabbed in the basement And thats where all my freetime...well all my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head It clucked 3 times(cluck,cluck,cluck) then it was dead (aw)
I made alotta things though, like a frog with a turkey
neck(turkey noise), it was the shit
But I'm still lonely
I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made me a zombie
I could of made a girl friend, but fuck that I got my
girly right here (sick noise)
Yeah!!
({under the direction of}
You can call me Mad Professor
{strange as it may seem}
I will make a friend for me
{under the direction of}
You can call me Mad Professor
{strange as it may seem}
We will rule eternity)
" So this is like were you live"
That's right, why you don't like it?
"I mean, oh my god it's dirty! Do you like.."
[hits her over the head with a frying pan]
Shut up bitch! gimme your tippy toes!
I used so many body parts it was crazy I killed a whole buncha mothafuckas,
like what 80 They all chipped in on my special friend Everything helps, even you got a
finger to lend(come on)
I hear the other children playing outside Keep it down you little bitches,
I'll skin your fuckin hides Stressful.. this parts wack (what?) somehow I gotta attach this
nutsack Shit!Fuck! I'm sawin' off an elbow lookin at the mirror on my quazar zeffalow(what)
or better yet look out the fuckin window(oh)
I see a storms comin', it's
almost time to roll
Skrew the head on
Come on, Come on
It's the thuggish ruggish bone
Ok it's time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert
Fuck!!Shit!! didn't work
({under the direction of}
You can call me Mad Professor
{strange as it may seem}
I will make a friend for me
{under the direction of}
You can call me Mad Professor
{strange as it may seem}
We will rule eternity)
{You made me a creature, but which one of us is the horror that scares little children? Is it me or is it the man that made me, who had the evil in his mind to create the
awful thing that lies waiting to kill you?}
[door opens]
Hey
"Hey, you call for a wrecker?"
Sure did, come one in.
"Uh I got the truck waiting outside, I'm gonna go ahead and..."
[hits him over the head with a frying pan]
"Ow! mothafucka what you hit me with, a fryin' pan or somethin'? What the fucks wrong..."
[hits him over the head with a frying pan]
"You crazy mothafucka, Ow! that shit hurts"
[hits him over the head with a frying pan]
"Man Imma fuck you up"
Come here, get back here!!
"Oh, ahh he tryin' to kill me"
[hits him over the head with a frying pan]
"Oh he tryin to kill me.."
It was always easy(hell nah) lemme tall ya But fuck that! cause I aint no failure (yeah!) I put the shit with veins and the stuff with that Wait a minute (squish) you hear
that? (yeah) It's alive(wooh), I just gotta wake it up Hand me that Rock & Rye, come on, pour it in the cup Give it to his ass, wait, hold up, pause
I ain't cleanin his droors
Man fuck that
Get him set, Get him ready, it's almost time
Paint his ugly face up, almost like mine
I see him twitchin', I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit(come on,come on,come on)
Did it work? you make the call
Shaggy?
"Whudup ya'll!"
ahh ha ha ha
({under the direction of}
You can call me Mad Professor
"Yeah I'm In this biotch!!fucka!!"
{strange as it may seem}
I will make a friend for me
"Ah ha ha ha ha"
{under the direction of}
"What!"
You can call me Mad Professor
"I'm New!!"
{strange as it may seem}
"I'm alive!!"
We will rule eternity
"I'm alive!!")
You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
we will rule...eteeerrnnityyy!!!
({under the direction of}
You can call me Mad Professor
{strange as it may seem}
I will make a friend for me
{under the direction of}
You can call me Mad Professor
{strange as it may seem}
We will rule eternityyyyyyy!)
We will rule eternity
We will rule eternity
We will rule eternity
We will rule eternity