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It's Opposite Day and that's why I'm smilin'

about all the phone numbers I keep dialin'

to tell everyone I hate that I love you.

You'll shrug and you'll smile when you hear the
good news

about how I'd love to walk in your shoes.

Look me right in the eye and tell me that you
love me too.

There are letters to write and places to visit,

for 24 hours I'll eat my own shit,

pretend like I'm Jesus so we can all be
friends...

Because it's Opposite Day, oh yeah

and tomorrow I might hate you,

and probably the next day too.

It's Opposite Day, and I love you.

It's Opposite Day and Metallica's new stuff

is so much better than Master of Puppets,

and I don't need a shower cause I don't stink.

It's Opposite Day and I'm eating a big steak

and washing it down with a frosty milkshake.

I truly believe that all cows have to die, cows,
die.

It's Opposite Day that's why, oh, why.

And tomorrow I'll eat tofu,

and probably the next day too.

It's Opposite Day so fuck tofu.

You know, I'm really glad I quit school for this,
because you guys are

all so intelligent. Of course, I never
masturbate in the back of the van

on tour. You know, I'm a way better bass player
than most people.

You know it's really great playing in a band with
you guys, seriously.

It's Opposite Day!

It's dark outside!

It's Opposite Day!

I really like you guys!

It's Opposite Day!

'cause you're so smart!

It's Opposite Day!

You're a work of art!

It's Opposite Day!

Your breath smells great!

It's Opposite Day!

I never masturbate!

It's Opposite Day!

I wanna be like you!

It's Opposite Day!

and I love you!