Es. ricerca: Depeche Mode  

Ristoranti Articoli Belleza Aziende Italiane Videoclip Musicali si Restaurante Ricerche testi

Testi Eminem - Real Slim Santa - Parody

Testi-musica-canzoni.it > Testi lettera E > Eminem > Unknown - Real Slim Santa - Parody

May I have your attention please,
May I have your attention please,
Will the real Slim Santa please stand up.
I repeat will the real Slim Santa please stand up.
We're gonna have a problem here.

You all act like you've never seen Santa before,
Toys all over your floor, who the hell ya think brought them?
It wasn't your drunk dad or your mother that whore,
It was me and now I'm skinny and I'll tell you the score.
Its the return of Christmas but not the jolly fat elf,
my ass got so big I couldn't wipe it myself.
My doctor said,

Recensioni Ristoranti e locali e Restaurants
Top 10 Album su testi-musica-canzoni.it
  1. Shorty
    Nome Album : Miscellaneous
  2. 45 Grave
    Nome Album : Sleep In Safety
  3. Jason Mraz
    Nome Album : Waiting For My Rocket To Come
  4. Dion Celine
    Nome Album : Letc120s Talk About Love
  5. Ben Folds Five
    Nome Album : Whatever And Amen