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A parody of Riding With Private Malone (Written
by Thom Shepherd and Weed Newton. Recorded by
David Ball)

New lyrical adaptation by Cledus T. Judd

(recording)

(laughter)

Track 5

Riding With Inmate Jerome

Parody of David Ball's Riding With Private Malone

Enjoy

I was just out of the rehab rolling through the
neighborhood

When I came across this homeboy

Said he'd fix me up real good

He led me down an alley

And right through a chain link fence

I had a hundred dollars I could spend

It was parked out in the driveway at a house of
ill-repute

And in the back seat hung a double breasted lime
green suit

What that homeboy showed me nearly caused a heart
attack

For what he called a hooptie was a sky blue
Cadillac

And I felt a little nervous as I drove out of the
hood

But I loved that furry steering wheel

And that dashboard made of wood

I opened up the mini bar and in there I found a
note

The stationery said County Jail and this is what
he wrote

He said my (missaint???) is inmate Leroy Jerome

And if youse readin this judge says I isn't
coming home

Though I am incarcerated I'll make a deal with
you

If you can keep my gals in line this car belongs
to you

Now ride low

And drive slow

And make her yours own

You'll always be riding with Inmate Jerome

The grill on the radiator was gold and shiny
bright

And I'd tell you those old curb feelers were
handy late at night

I get the feeling sometimes if I turn real quick
I'd see

A gold-toothed cat daddy in the seat right next
to me

One night I was hoppin and when I heard the
breaking glass

And I can still remember the sounds of bullets
whizzin' past

Someone said they saw a man in a fur coat and fur
hat

Push me out of the motorcar and take his Caddy
back

It was a young man named inmate Leroy Jerome

He's out of the joint the parole board sent him
home

Yes he was incarcerated...but he cut a deal or
two

Now he's got a brand new pinky ring and new Bruno
Malli shoes

Hey I think I caught a whiff of Michael Jordan's
splash cologne

I sho nuff of riding with inmate Jerome