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KRISTINE
See, I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing
What I couldn't do was...

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Sing!

KRISTINE
I have trouble with the...

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Note!

KRISTINE
It goes all around my...

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Throat!

KRISTINE
It's a terrifying...

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Thing!

KRISTINE
See, I really couldn't hear
Which note was lower or was...

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Higher!

KRISTINE
Which is why I disappear
If someone says, "Let's start a...

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Choir!"

KRISTINE
Hey, when I begin to...

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Shriek!

KRISTINE
It's a across between I...

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Squeak!

KRISTINE
And a quiver or I...

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Moan!

KRISTINE
It's a little like a...

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Croak!

KRISTINE
Or the record player...

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Broke!

KRISTINE
What it doesn't have is...

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Tone!

KRISTINE
Oh, I know you're thinking what a crazy...

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Ding-a-ling

KRISTINE
But I really couldn't...

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Sing!

KRISTINE
I could never really...

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Sing!

KRISTINE
What I couldn't do was...

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Sing!
Three blind mice...

KRISTINE
Three blind mice...
It isn't intentional!

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She's doing her best!
Jingle bells, jingle bells

KRISTINE
Jingle bells, Jingle bells
It really blows my mind

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She gets depressed!

KRISTINE
But what I lack in pitch
I sure make up in...

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Power

KRISTINE
And all my friends say
I am perfect for the shower
Still, I'm terrific at a...

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Dance!

KRISTINE
Guys are comin' in their...

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Pants!

KRISTINE
I'm a birdie on the...

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Wing!

KRISTINE
But when I begin to...

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Chirp!

KRISTINE
They say,"Who's the little...

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Twerp!

KRISTINE
Goin' 'pong' instead of...

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'Ping'!"

KRISTINE
And when Christmas comes
And all my friends go...

CHORUS
Caroling...

KRISTINE
It is so dishearten

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ning!

KRISTINE
It is so disquiet

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ting!

KRISTINE
It is so discourag

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ging!

KRISTINE
Darling, please stop answer

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ring!

KRISTINE
See, I really couldn't

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sing!

KRISTINE
I could never really

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sing!

KRISTINE
What I couldn't do was

CHORUS
Do re mi fa sol la ti do
Do re mi fa sol la ti do
La

KRISTINE
La!

CHORUS
La

KRISTINE
La!

CHORUS
Sing, sing, sing
Sing, sing, sing...

KRISTINE
SING!

CHORUS
SING!