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Testi-musica-canzoni.it > Testi lettera R > Ryan Kulla > Unknown - The Dark Side Of MC TardI turned my turn tables over to sit on the legs
But between you and me.. does that make me gay?
I rap all day about nothing important
And get responses like as if I was impotent
I'm MC Tard. I'm working hard
To bring you shit that won't reach charts
All the girls.. they can see
There ain't no other white boy like me
People ask me..
They go.. you Tard, why don't you record?
Well, you see I don't really have a nice sounding voice
I have a hard time keeping my throat moist
Eminem would put a hit out on me
Then I'd be dead pushing up daisies
Now, that doesn't seem to appealing
So, lets just try to drop this please
Don't make me have to phone the police
Cuz once this cop helped rescue my cat
But then he wanted a favor back
I told him I would never touch a pig like that
And then he goes.. Oh, come on.. just a pat
I said maybe I would if you weren't so fat
Then he put my cat back where he rescued it from
And I went, alright quit acting dumb
Alright wait.. Why am I telling you this
Just giving you another reason to diss me
Like the sissy.. I act like
I might bite when I fight
Despite my height.. of six feet tall
Sometimes to me I feel real small
No No, don't pity me at all
Cuz then I might break down and ball
So anyway, back to Eminem
Yeah, I wouldn't be much competition
Cuz the 14 year olds that worship him
Love the way that he disses Kim
It would also be too much to expect them
To switch to this MC on a whim
Besides I don't want kids all over my limbs
Thats not the point my mission
Sure I aspire to be a pimp
Just not to dorks that act like gimps
I'm MC Tard. I'm working hard-acapo
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