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Testi-musica-canzoni.it > Testi lettera C > Chubb Rock > And The Winner Is - Ya Bad ChubbsThis is an introduction  
 To music that just be pumpin'  
 While hits just be dippin'  
 The intention is for humpin' the floor  
 Shinin' the wood with our jeans  
 If it's denim  don't worry  
 It's hip hop  don't hem 'em  
 Money earnin' concernin'  
 I'll be teachin' and learnin'  
 Gettin' hot from my rhymes and my looks  
 Not from bourbon  
 No solution  no remedy  
 No cure like a deodorant  
 Yo  you have to be sure  
 That if you talk up or walk up into myface  
 That wouldn't become a big public disgrace  
 'Cause I'll ban you, burn you up, and tan you  
 Treat you like the elephant  
 And man you will be hocked and locked in a jar with a lid  
 Hangin' on a wall in Michael Jackson's crib  
 'Cause I'm bad, in fact I'm a thriller  
 I drink milk, that's why I'm a top biller  
 Like a funeral home, I'll make a killing  
 I'm not Giz even though I'm still chillin'  
 Guys say I'm scary, girls say I'm cuddly  
 Rough like bark but dark and lovely  
 This ain't no game and I'm no toy  
 And like Anita Baker, I'll bring you joy  
 With my word when I open my mouth  
 Ask Oliver North to go and break south  
 A homo is a no-no but you know I'll smack a faggot  
 Boy, you got to see me, I'm rich like Jimmy Swaggart  
 I'm a loon and ya know, comin' soon  
 A rhyme kicked to this Popeye tune  
 This is hip hop with a little be-bop  
 And I won't flop 'cause I can't stop  
 I will mop up the slop and then go to the top  
 'Cause I'm not Robocop, I'm Chubb Rock  
 I'm Chubb Rock risin' and I'll break your leg  
 And I'm more than a forty ounce, I'm more like a keg  
 And I'm the big dipper, rippin' like Jack the Ripper  
 And if you want the proof, the proof is in my liquor  
 So you knew it and you blew it, let's get to it  
 Gonna run you over with a rhyme that's like a big Buick  
 And since you think you're slender, I'll slap you with a fender  
 And bind you up, wind you up, and grind you up in a blender  
 And then I'll serve you with coffee and cake  
 Oh damn, I should've had a V-8, oh well  
 I'll put you on a plate so it looks a little neater  
 You're a tramp, so I'll sprinkle salt and pepper  
 And paprika on your face, like mace  
 So you can taste immediately  
 Just like the base that went up your nose previously  
 So it seems you're too zooed to battle  
 Word's up chump, acne bump, skidaddle  
 You're a nine, I'm a ten  
 Victory is mine agai, this Bud's for me  
 So here, take a Heineken  
 With your self-esteem, you will never redeem  
 Like Martin Luther King, you have a dream  
 That maybe you will beat me, maybe defeat me  
 But you're too illiterate, so I won't consider it  
 Weak is the word and the rhyme is identical  
 This is not the late show  
 And I'm not Arsenio Hall  
 But quite tall with the gall  
 And I have magic and I can play ball  
 And guys won't boo this, girls will jsut screw this  
 It's ludicrous but we can dothis  
 'Cause you're new to this, Brutus  
 I'm so smooth that I'm the smoothest  
 I'm not handsome but I am the cutest you ever had  
 That's why I'm so glad that I'm so good I'm bad
- Oldfield Mike
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