Testi musica canzoni

May I have your atentoin please!
will the real bert newton please stand up! where gonna have a problem here!

You atc like u never seen an old person before! Jaws all over the floor like me
when amorita walked in my door and started cleanin all of my furniture!
Its the turn of the oh way no way he didnt say what i think he did he?
and Opra winfry said nuttin u idiot oprah winfrey's dead she's locked in my
basement!
Alot of people loved bert (chicka chicka) Bert Newton im sick of him look at him
walkin around on his walkin stick flippin tha u know what! yeah but hes so old
though!
yeah probably goin senille in my head loose but its no worse than that pope i
saw on tv that goose!
sometimes i get on tv and let loose but i wish i didnt coz its the gurls who r
gonna get loose!
My old bum is on ya lips my old bum is on ya lips and if im lucky u might just
wanna get on wif it!
and thats the message we deliver to lil kids and xpet them not to know how to
say shit!
Of course they'll by the time they reach kindi when the teacher tells em to fuck
up!
we aint nottin but people well some of animals like John burgo! and his
cannibals!
But if i could hump dead animals and cannibals then that would be realy cool 4
me! But if u fell like i feel then take off your bra and stick your tits in my
face