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Why is everybody always pickin' on me?The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctorHe clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like ChewbaccaThe doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook meI did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookieWhat I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your sonHe's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey allin oneTo put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'But why's everybody always pickin' on me?Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acneBut why's everybody always pickin' on me?Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983But why's everybody always pickin' on me?Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzeeBut why's everybody always pickin' on me?Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill CosbyWhy's everybody always pickin' on me?Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop AliI got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with youSo back me up Bill yea and you're ugly tooSo what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheeseOr where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeansAnd my mirror never lies but it always verifiesI got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pieYou compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understandWhy I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant ManAnd yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me firstBut at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearseAbout as popular with the girls with Englebert HumperdinkAnd that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky DinkI know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retardIt's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlargedBut why's everybody a